In the same time period, The Babylon Bee has also run several allegedly satirical articles insinuating that AOC was lying about her whereabouts during the capitol siege on January 6th, 2021, though experts have weighed in and said it appears the people who write and read The Babylon Bee are simply confused about what the term “capitol complex” means, and that they’re bargain basement morons. Ocasio-Cortez’s revelation that she’s a sexual assault survivor. Over the course of the last four days alone, The Babylon Bee has written roughly a dozen pieces (it might be more or less we refuse to actually visit their site because it’s filled with diarrhea and hate speech) about Rep. “I slept with 0% of them, which is math I can easily do thanks to the fact that I went to college and finished higher in my class than all those idiots.” “When I was working as a bartender, I’d see plenty of guys walk into the bar, get drunk and try to insult their way into making me think they were special,” Ocasio-Cortez wrote. She referenced those jokes in her statement about whether or not she’d fuck someone who wrote for the The Babylon Bee. Usually, the jokes are about her former profession, a bartender, and her knowledge of economics, despite holding multiple advanced degrees in both. Ocasio-Cortez, AOC as she’s known by the public at large, has been the center of quite a bit of right-wing mockery and scorn. Though, I also acknowledge that they may not be comfortable with me sharing my opinions, as a woman, so we’re striking out all over the place, aren’t we?” MORE: Americans Shocked to See Rich Middle-Aged White Conservative Woman Pretend She’s a Victim
“Besides, if their members are half as flaccid as their jokes, that would leave me twice as disappointed in them, and that’s not what any woman wants from her lover. As flattered as I am at all their stories about me, I simply must decline their obvious overtures for sexual consummation of our relationship,” Ocasio-Cortez’s statement reads. “Apparently I have to say this every six weeks or so, because they aren’t listening over there. Ocasio-Cortez made earlier today on the subject. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will not now, nor will she ever fuck any writer for The Babylon Bee. This, at least according to a statement Rep. No matter how many attempts at satire they write at her expense, Rep.
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